{"product_id":"gentle-parenting-dropout-bleached-tee","title":"Gentle Parenting Dropout Bleached Tee","description":"\u003csection data-test-id=\"category-information-section\" class=\"pb-4\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"_r_n8_\" data-test-id=\"category-information-section-content\" class=\"AccordionText-sc-870321c6-0 bDxQtG relative\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"space-y-3\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💀🌸 Gentle Parenting Dropout 🌸💀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Est. this morning.” Same, bestie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the parents who started the day with affirmations and ended it with threats to throw the iPad in the trash. This tee is your badge of honor—bold, floral, and just unhinged enough to let the world know you’re doing your best… but also, you’re done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Why you’ll love it:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Loud, vibrant retro design = therapy you don’t have to pay for\u003cbr\u003e• Bleached by hand for that one-of-a-kind meltdown look\u003cbr\u003e• Super soft + unisex fit so you can parent (or peace out) in comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e☕ Care vibe:\u003cbr\u003eWash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Screaming into it during bedtime routine optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Pick Your Poison Tees","offers":[{"title":"Large","offer_id":68598656663770,"sku":"XX6443","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/7745\/0343\/files\/682d6d11bf3d9c4fc93363b019b5a0d6fd0960b1df19db4cc36ce8f29fc4b48c_cc38059f-2025-41e8-9a64-47508fbaa8ff.webp?v=1794610518","url":"https:\/\/thepearlofdoorcounty.com\/products\/gentle-parenting-dropout-bleached-tee","provider":"The Pearl of Door County","version":"1.0","type":"link"}